Hi, I have gingervitis.

I hate when girls are clearly wearing makeup but hashtag #nomakeup #natural 

I CAN SEE THAT MASCARA AND EYELINER ON YOU, YOU DUMB FUCK! you aren’t fooling anyone. 

remember that one time I hit 5 bowls of salvia and nothing happened to me?

yeah me too.

MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND NOT REMEMBERING…

YA… HOW DID YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT GO???? 

I’m so embarrassing. 

Before we got down town, I went up to this random boy waiting for a bus in the University Centre, and said “oh my god, you’re so cute… can I give you my number?!” So, I gave him my number and everything and apparently we just started making out. LOL like I’m pretty sure he was sober, and I was so drunk I didn’t even remember meeting him. Oh well, I got myself a new texting buddy :)

Last night me and my friends went out, and at the end of the night we ended up at Smoke’s Poutinerie like we always do. My friends were eating their pountines as I watch a young woman walk in with a slightly older gentleman, as they sit down beside my friends and I. She was drunk out of her mind and could barely tell us her name. She had no ID, no cell phone, and couldn’t tell us where any of her friends were or what bar she had gone to. I asked the gentleman accompanying her where he found her, only to find out he “picked her up outside”.. I have no idea what this man would have done to this poor girl if he had taken her home with him. Luckily she was able to tell us what residence she lived in on campus, so we got her on the bus and walked her home. We don’t have access into these buildings, and since she didn’t have her student card, we had to call for the RA’s to let us in. The RA’s recognized her, told us we were angels for bringing her home safe, and took her to her dorm room. 

GOOD DEED OF THE YEAR ACCOMPLISHED - SAVING SOME GIRLS LIFE

I got my period, and got sick in the same day.

Clearly mother nature hates me. 

TOO MANY BOYS LOVE LINDSAY.

WHY DON’T ANY LOVE ME

When I was in grade 11, I used to stare at my chemistry teacher and wonder if he had his nipples pierced. 

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Sometimes, I don’t know why I’m in University. I understand the importance of getting a degree to hopefully get a decent job to support myself.. but when I think about the greatest success in life, I don’t think about having a successful career or tons of money. I honestly believe that the greatest success in my life will be creating a family. And not only having a husband, and children of my own, but watching my children have babies of their own and watching them grow up. Watching something I know I’ve created, and supported being happy, and living their own lives, making their own decisions, making mistakes, and growing as individuals… that’s what I want in life. I don’t want a fancy house, or a fancy car, or fancy clothes. I want a family who loves one another, and treats everyone with kindness and respect. 

I drunk texted the shit out of my friend the other night, but I have no idea what I said because I also drunkenly deleted the messages.. I’m not sure if we’re friends anymore because of it… :/ 

I found like 5 new bands that I like last night :D 

tonight’s one of those nights I would do anything for someone to cuddle.. 

Terrible Timing..

Today my family and I went to the Golden Griddle after my cousin’s hockey game.

As I’m sitting there, I look out the window at a car that is terribly parked. 

I say “That is a terrible parking job!”

Our waitress just happened to be walking by, overheard what I said and looked me directly in the face and said “that’s my car”.

:| 

OOOOOPSSSS

end of the year survey.

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Jessica, single, Canadian, twenty-one, university student, ginger, pierced, inked, opinionated, pessimistic, vulgar, & socially awkward.

Smirnoff vodka, Harry Styles, volleyball, hockey, football, thunderstorms, family, music, Tumblr, shows, movies, money, Toronto, Halloween, Tim Horton's, freezies, summer, juice boxes, sleeping/naps, Canada's Wonderland, long car rides, piercings, tattoos, gingers, America's Next Top Model, Glee, One Tree Hill, Ghost Adventures, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Alexisonfire, Ben Howard, Dance Gavin Dance, Demi Lovato, Drake, Ed Sheeran, Foster the People, Frank Ocean, Jonas Brothers, Kid Cudi, Kings of Leon, Lupe Fiasco, Matt Costa, Modest Mouse, Mumford and Sons, Neon Trees, Of Monsters and Men, One Direction, Passenger, Phoenix, Sea Wolf, Skrillex, Two Door Cinema Club, Taylor Swift, Vampire Weekend, Young the Giant.

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